The Sensational Adventures of David and Brian Go to Florida for More Sins of the Mother

by Scot Whitney

Part IV

When we last heard from our intrepid actors they were on their way to the golf course. Brian reports that "We headed to the driving range first to try out my brand new set of clubs. (Did I mention that they were brand new?) On the third swing (count 'em, 3 [three]) with my brand new #3 (three) wood, the head came off in an apparent attempt to follow that golf ball and give it another whack. It made it over 70 (seventy) yards before it finally gave up. I guess it's a good thing I bought the insurance."

Other news from Brian: "It's warming up now, but a couple of nights ago we were 'hot-tubbing' at Gordon's. The water got down below 100 because the air was below freezing, so getting out was not pleasant. Not pleasant at all. But while we were in the hot tub David and Frank saw an amazing shooting star. We think it might have been my cellular satellite taking a nose-dive into the Atlantic, because now I can't keep a signal and my fancy new google phone erased all of my contacts. This wintah's been wickid..."

On to the next episode!

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