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Harlequin's Haunted Halloween Wild West Cabaret and Auction

Sunday, October 31, 2010
6:30 to 10pm
tickets $100 each

Jason Haws as GrumioAnd that covers food, drink, dessert, show and a chance to compete for fabeelus prizes and out-righteous auction items! Help us celebrate the dawning of our 20th Anniversary Season with the craziest fun-raiser you ever tipped a tickle to! Come as you are or as you wish you was! It's a full-on, dad-blasted, jollificational, ho-down-hellabaloo, AND YOU'RE INVITED!

The evenin' will be comprised of many sorts of sensitational enticements:

Trick Danneker as Tranio
  • A smorgasboard of delectable edibles from a slew of Olympia's finest dining establishments (take a gander over there at the left)
  • Open bar – Yes, you heard right. Your ticket gits you a free pass at the Neck Oil Depot! None of the cheap stuff, neither. Premium hooch hand picked by our lovely bartenders from Cicada. (We know how to throw a calf and a party!)
  • Actual good wine! Included at the open bar and sponsored by Alpine Experience. "I can pretty much guarantee these are the best glass-pours ever in this town." Patrick Hub, Olympia Wine Merchant
  • Costume Contest with prizes for both the exquisite and the absurd.
  • Tarot Card Readings from Madame Natalia. Enter the canopied mineshaft and find out what's in store for the future. But who is that woman behind that veil? Only Madame Natalia knows for sure.
  • Haunted Wild West Cabaret concocted by the crazed imaginations of the cast and crew of our Wild West version of The Taming of the Shrewby William Shakespeare. It'll be an all-new Halloween Cabaret created just for this one evening! Crazy cowboys singin' crazy cowboy songs, good jokes, bad jokes, fist fights, gun slingnin', hog-tyin', purdy girls, handsome desperaders, murders a-plenty and at least one real fright'nin' ghost, straight from the boot yard, could prolly scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
  • But wait, there's more! Amidst the blazin' action on the stage, we're gonna auction off some of the rootin' tootin'est items you ever shook a rooster at! (But don't worry, we're limiting it to six items and promise not to turn it into one o' them endless auctions that just plum scrape the brains off the inside o' yer skull. This is a real party, not a hangin' party!)
  • But wait, there's more! We fergot to mention the Dee-zert, the Fun, the whoop-de-doo, the folderol, and all the friendly folks you'll be partyin' with! Not to mention... who knows what else might be in store?

But you get the idea. We're havin' us a bang-up fandango to celebrate ever-thin' they is to celebrate, and YOU'RE INVITED! So rattle yer hocks and gitchasef a tickit!